Northwest Airlines can suck my balls
 

Just sayin'.


Anytime they want.

Yeah their planes are terrible.

I had my last doctoral interview yesterday and I almost missed it due to NWA's bullshit. I was stuck in Memphis for a day. But I didn't have the Mobile blues--I had the "Corky's barbecue that's been sitting around all day and gotten crusty" blues.

Then they lost my suitcase and some bearded freak brought it to my apartment today.

I just thought of something funny: Niggaz With Altitude. God, I am such a genius.

wankbags

YES! fuck those motherfuckers.

I have been stuck in Memphis over night not once, but twice in the past year due to NWA's fuckupery. Last time I ever choose an airline based on their having an excellent acronym.

like kitten natividad?