a story...
 

MY NAME IS JEREMY BAPTISTE AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TALK YOUNG BOYS INTO DRAWING TIGERS ON MY PENIS IN SILVER PAINT PEN. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ON MY PENIS. I SHOW EVERYBODY MY TIGER-ADORNED PENIS AND SAY "LOOK, I HAVE SILVER TIGERS ON MY PENIS! YA' WANNA' PET THE TIGERS? THEIR NAMES ARE WAFFLE AND BREADRICK!"
WHEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO, SOMETIMES I OFFER TO BUY THEM CAKE OR BUTTER STICKS. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK, SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. THE PROCESS ISN'T AS SATISFYING, BUT AT LEAST I END UP WITH SILVER TIGER DRAWN ON MY PENIS.
I LIKE SILVER TIGERS.
ESPECIALLY ON MY PENIS.

-by my bandmate.

do you tell stories? or draw tigers on your genitalia?

Are these the lyrics for a song? Please say yes.

it sounds like it could be a big black song.

Tigers are dead to me.

The fact that the tigers aren't named Mike makes me question your school spirit.

well that bleauxs.

and they're song lyrics now. the song's gonna sound like something from the whitey album.

what do you have against tigers? is it all tigers or just genital tigers?

A genital tiger jumpes into the realms of my anus once. I did not like it.

come and play!