Happy Birthday schizophrenicroom!
 

Jade is seventeen! Yay!



I know you like the older men.. :p

have a great day.
happy birthday.

It's yr birthday
it's yr birthday

you share signs with Jade then, Danny Boy Himself?
what's the birthstone in this equation
...certainly not jade *(too cosmic)

Burns always makes me laugh (or at least grin)

Indeed, we share signs. I've no idea what the birthstone is. It would be fun coincedence if it WAS a jade stone.

happy birthdaaaaaaaaay, mister smitheeeeerrrrrrs.

i mean, schizoroom. have a quality one.

"Happy fuckin' birthday, schizo"





Happy 17th birthday Jade! Have the very best of times.

The birthday package is still lying on the floor next to me with a bunch of other mail I need to mail. I'm really bad with dates- for some reason I assumed the 14th was like 2 weeks away from my birthday or something. Bummer. I'll send it soon*, Jade.

happy birthday

aquamarine


happy birthday :)

Aquamarine.



Classy. Thanks.

YOU RULE SCHIZO!!!!!!!

have a great time and save me some cake.

WOooooooo! Happy birthday Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade.
(Extra vowels show extra excitement!)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

happy birthday schizo baby!

when you turn 18, please call me! :D :D :D

no way, old fart; she's calling me!

but i look better than burns!-- could you at least guarantee that much? i think not! :D

i can guarantee circles around you, go back to your rocking chair...what's that? you can't hear me?

GO BACK TO YOUR ROCKING CHAIR!!!!
AND TURN YOUR EAR PIECE UP!!!!
AND PULL THAT DIAPER UP!!!!

sheez

take it easy pops! you couldn't stand another bypass.

anyway, a year from now, if you're still alive, we decide it like this:



you better tell that rehab nurse to get you ready :p

i'm like ten years younger than you!!! can't blame you, senility sucks, right?

sucks for you, of course.

yeah, sharpen your sword, gramps. and bring an extra diaper, you are getting SOILED!

pops, you might be dreaming-- you forgot your blood pressure medication again!

regardless--don't you think it would be a good idea to stop soiling this thread about now?

"let's take it outside" :D

yeah, you sure want to quit, she's mine!

seriously, there should be a sticky thread for fighting. every time an argument erupts, BAM, straight to the fighting thread. kinda like our very own thunderdome.