birds
 

why are they fucking singing and tweeting and going about their business now? it's almost 3:00 in the morning, shouldn't they be asleep with sane america?

They think you're beautiful so they're singing you a beautiful tune.

i knew it. it's all my fault.

that's in reply to both of you.

I'm listneing to the song Those Theiving Birds right now.

Go to this link, Cantankerous, www.myspace.com/silverchair and let the birds sing along. I'm sure it'd be quite atmospheric at 3 in the morning.

tomorrow. i;m going to keep watching lebowski.,

I love the Big Lebowski!

Tomorrow we won't be listneing to the same tune at the same time, wouldnt that be special? Not to mention it won't be 3am.

Good night.

Cantankerous, I love "coffe and tv" but your avatar looks like is farting to no end.

Oh they are just having some fun, they are teen birds.

whats someone of your age doing up at that late hour anyway?

waitin' for Santa?

its march.

maybe not in her head. OR, she's been a bad girl, and Santa won't come, but she has still hope, waiting patiently every night for big-bellied-bearded man to come...and he never comes, and she cries and all that stuff, and one day she'll save a baby deer from a Hummer and santa will come and give her all the presents she did not deserve till that moment.

can i reccomend cutting the dose of the mediaction. ;)

gross, don't you think cantankerous is too young to be involved in your vile sex fantasies?

I thought the same thing upon re-reading what I typed, but I did not feel like editing all out. It's all Jon Boy's fault. Go check the sonicjukebox thread T&B-

enough of this cantanky too young shite....aint nuthin but a number...and many people can't do long division anyway.

dont go blaming it on me.

ok, sorry jon boy....
By the way, from a totally "innocent" point of view my story could be a great disney movie for next xmas. I should copyright the whole thing and submit the plot to Disney ( or Pixar)...

the 15 year old girl and the fat bearded man. exellent family viewing. haha

Cast:
Hummer --> leftover from "Cars"

baby deer--> Bambi's nephew

(is this a deer?)

fat bearded man---> Hacksaw Jim Duggan

15 year old girl---> Dakota Fanning


scared by both Hacksaw Santa and the Hummer.