Oh, hey there, Porky so...
 

how's that celibacy thing working out for you? Please submit visual documentation with you wearing your chastity belt, please.

He is. I think

Can you have a man crush on a guy and you don't even know what he looks like?

I haven't masturbated for almost a week. How long do you think I can go?

Until you spurt in your sleep.

love comes in spurts oh no it huuurts

I don't know that I've ever spurted in my sleep. I started playing with myself before I could spurt and I don't ever go more than 2 weeks without it.

Do you always know if you have a wet dream?

i would say the load of jizz in your undies when you wake up would probably give it away.

When I was a teen I had a few...I recall usually waking up right after and feeling the semen slick in my underoos, usually recalling pretty explict dreams. I may have had one once maybe a few years ago.

semen is the most horrible word in the english language.

I like the word semen more than feces.

i've never had a wet dream. i'm sure if i did, though, i'd be horrified at the thought of sticky crusty running down my trouser leg.

good luck with that celibacy thing, though.

feces sucks too, as do "urine" and "vagina".

go on and add penis to that. it's such a wimpy sounding word.

must be why it works so well in conjunction with the words "limp" and "flaccid"

i think you're on to something.

yeah but the word faeces is so gross that it becomes entertaining, "cum" is a gross word.

I like how when I click on page 2, it brings me back to page 1. I desperately want to read page 2.

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Oh. . . apparently it said there were 2 pages, but there were not yet. This is the first post of page 2. That was weird.