April Fool's Day!!!
 

Watch out, people may be trying to trick you today!

Ever played any good tricks on anyone or had any played on you?

I need to be aware of this when I go to local bar tonight, or this morning.
The bastards are going to trick me.
"hey, there's a nice lady who's interested in you"

It's April 1st now. 00:15am.

Whats that..? You've got something on your shirt there..

My Dad once told a tollbooth operator that her hair was on fire. That was pretty funny.

ROFLOL APRIL FOOLS!

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Is it true that april fools only lasts until 12pm on the day, or is the whole day open to pranks?

'Til 12 I've always thought. Doesn't our modern cultural bible Wikipedia have anything to say about this?

If a cruel April fool's joke happens around here, it'll be on the Juno awards (basically, the Canadian Grammys).

when i was about six or seven, my grandmother told me that my mom wouldn't be coming home because she had died in a car crash. then she waited until i was good and sobby eyed and she goes "april fools!"

not very funny. not at all.

I plan to cover the entire dining room with newsprint. We just refloored the dining room as well, and I was seeking to use the old flooring, but my parents got rid of it, so I am reduced to newsprint.

Im gonna lock myself up in my room....so the nasty people don't hurt me

Jt wow your rep has shot up!
Congratulations dude/dudette

last year my little brother had forgotten about it, so right before he went to bed, i got into his room and hid like.. everything. his blankets, sheets, teddy bears, toothbrush,... half of his room was actually gone, hidden all over the house. at first, he didn't even understand it was an april fool's joke.

a few years ago when my mother was gone, i wrote her a note saying 'mrs. lion called, please call back' and then the zoo's phone number. they must've gotten a lot of those calls, because the man on the phone just answered: 'sorry madam, you're too late, she just left for africa.' my mother didnt understand it was a joke until i told her, she was just like 'oh that's strange, she left'

this year i told some people i was going to get married in june (i'm only seventeen)

Does anyone like T Rex. I loves them. One of my favourite glands. Glands, i likes that.

this morning my dad woke my little brother (he's 13) up by telling him someone put legos all over the front lawn. he loves legos, so he jumped up, got dressed, and ran out there. was quite disappointed when he found no legos.

I dig T Rex. My favourite gland is the prostate. That is all.

I likes glands and i likes T rex. I'm a glam minority.

News just in: sarramkrop and mellysingsdoom form new gland rock band. Potential name: uh, I'll leave that to our frontman, sarramkrop.

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april fools roflhahahalolzlawlahahaha!!!!!!!0101111!!!eleven

its only valid to play tricks/fools on people before 12 midday. otherwise its bad luck for a year or something.

awwwww

april fool's joke of the year...

rather ripped is great!