Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father"
 

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

That tickles me.

I guess he topped Ozzy's ants then.

That is just...
nuts.

Bless him.

keith richards is more rock n roll than most of us will ever dream

BTW, that means he snorted up his dad with some coke 4-5 years ago.

Doesn't everyone do this with their dead parents?

Nah, in my family we don't even cremate each other.

So you just eat them whole?

Well we use seasoning.

Probably made him a very stoned old man. Go, Keef!

Yawn.....when will people get over keith richards and the rolling stones? He's a washed out rockstar, who is in a band who are even shitter than they when they first came out. If you think being 'rock n roll' means taking stupid amounts of drugs and talking shit like this, then you're wrong.

I don't give a flying fuck how washed out he is. Anyone that snorts their own cremated father for a laugh gets my vote.

i snorted his father too.

I had y'maa.

Ah, too bad. You'll never know the joys of true and unadulturated rock idol worship... I feel sorry for kids today.

Maybe there are parallels we could study between this and the Anna Nicole case. What do you think?

keith and Charlie Watts are the sole reason the stones are still worth anything.

Some people are just too dour.

I don't even think of the Stones as a working band anymore, really. I mean, what's left--two of its best members have been gone for a long time, Brian Jones and Mick Taylor, and Wyman's not with the band anymore. So... it's hardly the same band.

I'm a fan of the band in its 70s and 60s incarnations only. But Keith can still keep me amused with these antics.