If you had to be handcuffed to one celebrity...
 

...and no sex is involved :o ...who do you choose?

lets say for 72 hours...

a dead one.

i could saw their hand off and walk away.

think about it, i could do that to a live one too, but it would be more problematic

teehee, I actually lol'd...but no weapons involved damnit! why must every thread, (not pertaining to sex or weaponry), include a disclaimer not to include sex or weaponry in the replies?!?

Tony Benn (English old school socialist politician). Even if I couldn't think of any worthwhile questions to ask him, I'm sure that anything he had to say would be interesting to listen to anyway.

Spike Jonze maybe, or Stephen Malkmus.

I'm sorry but he's already cuffed to me.

he's teaching me guitar!

Fine then, Spike Jonze. We'd have such fun we would.

Malkmus just told me that's the best news he's heard all day.

he says you smell like Subway.

Well it's no surprise that I smell like sandwiches..

you could strangle him...

What have you got against Spike?

nothing during the 1st hour or 2-- but 72??? murder i say.

well bill murray and i would have a great time.

mariah carey, then i would jump into the sea with a load of rocks in my pocket. two lives to stop millions suffering.

you're going to look silly after you've drown and her big fat head is still keeping her afloat.

Ahahaha.

i will take a needle.

that's most likely more along the lines of Whitney Houston's tastes.

Mariah's going to want to go shopping for hand creme and purses. my money says that you won't even make it to the sea before succombing to death.

ok i will take a gun and pop a cap in that bitches ass. better?

apologies, a texan entered my keyboard then.