They've found a bomb at the top of my street!
 

What a way to greet the day, with the discovery that there's an unexploded German bomb from WWII at the top of my street.

Bloody Germans.

Do you know for sure if it's a real bomb? It might be a joke one. You know what a wacky sense of humour those Germans have.

Don't know about that, but I know Stan Boardman would be having a field day if he lived here.

If it's not the Taliban it's those bleedin' Nazis.

Does it have a fuse coming out the top?

Bomb scare in the library yesterday too! Whooooo! It's bombastic time of the season!!!

This just in:

I've rather spoiled the flow of the thread by deleting my "Someone call Shaggy" post, haven't I?

i suggested to my friend he ring up and prank a bomb threat to the NOFX concert because he couldnt be let in, they didnt accept his ID

Too old?

They bombed his nan's chip shop, you know. Shame the Allies missed :D

Halt dein Mund, Schwachkopf! Wer meinst du an sich selbst, Stan Boardman? Mit den "diese schmutzige Fokkern" Witzen? Naja, das ist doch Quatsch!

poke it, poke it...