Sodomy: Blow-jobs and Butt-pokin'
 

I have a lot to say about these matters, but I'm busy writing a paper now. Discuss. I'll be back later.

Haha. Ok.

Buttzsex!

Too soon for another butt sex thread!

It's never too soon for buttsex.

You have the best screename I've ever seen.

I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.

ove r ated

And your point is?

that wasnt but this was:Imagine, in some alternate universe, I am king.

And in that universe, miniature buffalo will be hunted down by household cats.

why not just make the cats bigger?

hmm, and you would know how??

Hell, I don't even like buttsex.

No one seems opposed to blow jobs though

I second that motion, and nice pun!

i'm not opposed. then again.. butt is funnier to say.

I will never date another girl who doesn't have a zesty attitude towards giving oral sex. To me.

(I won't make that mistake again. "Small mouth" my ass.....)

Also, I will never date another girl who is afraid of driving into Butte County. All I ask is that she give it a try. Jesus, just try it, you might like it.

Ok, I'm done.

Well, we already have lions that hunt water buffalo. Cats are sort of like miniature lions. I think it would be cute to watch them hunt little buffalo in prides.

There are girls that still won't give blowjobs?

Noumenal, maybe if you ate her out she would have gave you one. Just use a dental dam, next time I have to do that I'm going rootbeer flavored. Unless you like the taste and you know she's clean.

I have never understood guys being opposed to performing oral sex on girls. That is the single greatest activity in the world.

Ageed