OMGS guys, fill this out for me!
 

Ew.

Oh, you're no fun.

Ew @ me. :(

1. Your Name: Danny

2. Age: 16

3. Favorite position (s): CEO

4. Do you like me? Yes

5. Do you think i'm hot? I'm not gay so I wouldn't know per se, but you are a good looking guy so I suppose some ladies and guys have a thing for you.

6. Would you have sex with me? Definitely not.

7. lights on or off? It depends if I want light or if I do not.

8. Would you have to be drunk? To do what? Theres not much being drunk enhances.

9. Would you take a shower with me? No.

10. Have you ever thought about sleeping with me? Nope.

11. Would you leave after or stay the night? If you did somehow get me to do anything, rest assured, I would be running out of the door as soon as I got the chance.

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? Cuddling is good after a lot of things. Rollercoaster rides, reunions, races, things that do not begin with 'r'.

13. Condom or skin? Condoms are good, they prevent diseases and unnessecary babies. However, I have skin all over me. It's good, because if I didn't have skin I would be bleeding all the time, I'd get awfully dirty and die after a short while. So I choose skin. For what?

14. Would you expect me to sleep with you on the first date? Nope

15. Would you kiss me during sex? Uh. I don't think we'd get that far. SRY.

16. Do you think I would be good in bed? I guess, you must be somewhat energetic. Not for me though.

17. Would you use me as a booty call? No, thats what sluts are for.

18. Do you like fore play? I guess

19. What is fore play to you? Scrabble

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? No

1. Your Name:? Dr. Gervasius

2. Age:? 57

3. Favorite position (s) ? Idle

4. Do you like me? Yes, I find you very fun

5. Do you think i'm hot? Yes, you are warm.

6. Would you have sex with me? If it involves a few liters of vodka and a leather mask, then yes.

7. lights on or off? on.

8. Would you have to be drunk? No

9. Would you take a shower with me? No, showering with other people is not hygenic

10. Have you ever thought about sleeping with me? yes, if there was a monkey involved

11. Would you leave after or stay the night? I would stay and then discuss how great it was.

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? No.

13. Condom or skin? Tubesock

14. Would you expect me to sleep with you on the first date? Yes.

15. Would you kiss me during sex? How much money are we talking here?

16. Do you think I would be good in bed? No, but i bet youre extremely talented at S&M

17. Would you use me as a booty call? No

18. Do you like fore play? Yes, only if whips, handcuffs and candlewax are involved

19. What is fore play to you? Chicken Salad with ketchup

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Yes.

NICE!

Lets get it on!!!!

LOL!!!

1. Your Name:? Rob

2. Age:? 18


3. Favorite position (s) ? Defenseman, goalie

4. Do you like me? I love you spectral

5. Do you think i'm hot? who wouldn't

6. Would you have sex with me? any day

7. lights on or off? ...on

8. Would you have to be drunk? lol, either way is good lmao

9. Would you take a shower with me? that would be hawt (LOL GET IT?)

10. Have you ever thought about sleeping with me? every day

11. Would you leave after or stay the night? stay the night and cuddle lol

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? YES

13. Condom or skin? lube tube :)

14. Would you expect me to sleep with you on the first date? its ur decision

15. Would you kiss me during sex? no, only hug.

16. Do you think I would be good in bed? maybe

17. Would you use me as a booty call?

18. Do you like fore play? mhmm

19. What is fore play to you? Spectral eating carrots out of my mouth LOL!!!

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? lol mmkay

Roflmao.

Can I just point out that sexual activities in showers are much more likely to yield certain 'favours' from a lady?

By which I mean rimming, obviously. I'm not some sicko golden showers type.

Now this deserves rep.