Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
 

Bloody hell, I never thought I'd see the day that a link to a 19th Century forgery would be posted on here.

If the Illuminati do exist, why can't they force Woody Allen to be more funny?

the protocols of the elders of zion were written as pure evil propaganda to denigrate the Hebrew people and to charge up the protestant masses with virulent anti semitism.

they are a complete and utter fabrication.

You must spread some hutzpah around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again.

i approve, oy!

Bold statement.

hava nagila

If the Jesuits are indeed the Great Zionists behind this vaste network of power and wealth, my college is sincerely cheating the shit out of me.

i should have a cut of the wealth and power.

You know what the Jews have given us? Bagels with salt beef and mustard. In fact, I could do with a bagel right now.

Actually, is it speed "bagel" or "beigel"? There's 2 fantastic "beigel" shops in Brick Lane in the East End of London.