What can't you be bothered to do?
 

I can't be bothered to explain why I started this thread.

good enough reason for me

To go out and socialize. According to some, I am wasting the best years of my life.

Date. I'd much rather just have sex with no strings attached.

Wake up before 10.

You're the only person that escapes my wrath for such a shallow comment.

I also don't really understand that. Isn't the whole seduction process more trouble than just getting the job done yourself, to put it politely?

the old hand to gland combat is far cheaper and never leads to awkward silences in the morning.

I've never heard it put more poetically.

Besides, I find very few people more attractive than I find myself.

(That's a joke.)

I just have to show up to seduce somebody. Besides, I have sex with the same person on a regular basis but I don't buy him flowers or listen to him bitch on the phone or anything. We just have sex.

I tend to forget how sweet and disarming you are.

fuckin hell. you're not simon cowell are you?

To do my laundry right now. *gets off ass*

It's easy to look over that little fact.

I'm not Simon Cowell. I'd do Simon Cowell, though.

my job pays me under the table, and I get yelled at no matter what happens. Right now, I can't be bothered to try at work. If I'm gonna get yelled at equally for good work as I do for bad work, I'd rather just do the bad work.

I beat Street Fighter II on my DS 5 times today and didn't help one customer out unless they came to me first.

[diesal] Running free's up next then. total Percy Ingles

I can't be bothered to give a fuck about downloading leaks anymore...

Hayden! You. Me. Simon Cowell. Threesome. Now.

Anytime, Alex, anytime. Mind if I bring Jamie Stewart? I just bought some new condoms. They glow in the dark. It'll be fun.

Yeah. Fuck we can kick out Simon Cowell for all I care as long as Jamie is in.

You and I would make such beautiful gay sex. I'd look like so much less of a whore underneath you. Can truncy watch?