I'm getting prank calls from Ireland
 

So if it's any of you, stop it, please.

What a silly waste of money.

It isn't me sweetheart. What have you been up to?

Explain.

It wouldn't be a prank if you were calling me, Gooey. You have a melodious voice, too. Nothing of note, in answer to your question, and you?

Nothing really. Getting drunk. I'll be in Chicago next month. Wanna get drunk?

You know my number, baby.

I do. I'll give you a call when I come down.

for some reason i always thought you were english, truncated.

Bitchin'. My only qualm is, you dress better than me. I'll surely be upstaged.

Should I be flattered, insulted, or Anglically indifferent?

indifference usually works. angelically is a nice bonus though.

Well, what are you waiting for?

It'd be quite funny actually, getting drunk-dialled by Diesel.

I've posted it before, idiotically enough. Your loss.

The triumphant return of Ciaran Mackle?

he looked like rick parfitt from status quo.

Me too. He was the Irish Steve Albini.

post the number.

do you have one those sharp, high-pitched voices?

Truncated posted a voice recording once too.
Wouldn't mind if she did that again.

Truncy is a miracle in human engineering for having looks to kill for, a brain and a voice that would turn action man into a submissive puppy.