I can't sleep
 

Due to an aspiring punk rocker deciding to play an inpromptu gig in his own bedroom at this time of the night. I'm thinking of throwing a little paper plane into his room with a review of his music written all over it.

Or just throw some fireworks into his place. Just sayin'

what kind of punk is the little prodigy massacring?

He is a nice guy who lives in the house in front of mine, but he seriously thinks that he is Pete Doherty or something. I'm surprised his mum is not up in arms yet, unless she is away and he's having wild fun.

is it time to call the fascist agents of capitalism known as "the police" and put in a noise complaint?

oh dear, i am not sure if that is better or worse then the drug dealer who lived on the other side of the wall from Jenn who thought he was gavin rossdale on acoustic playing nothing but glycerin

Classic proky moment:D
Please do it! and post the review!
Is his guitar playing at least shitty in a good way? Like The Shaggs?

He just started doing some noodling and blues scales. Ecletic little bastard.

I'd never do that.

do you have a tape recorder or one of those hatefull sharper image type gizmos?
record him and broadcast him in his glory on the internet for us.

you should scream "FREEBIRRRRDDD!!!!" out your window and see if he plays it.

He has stopped. All this slagging off his music must have made its way from this forum into his brain, as if by magic. If he is this determined, he won't even make it to the new bands section on the NME.