there are bugs crawling all over me!
 

at lunch it was a spider, but just a few minutes ago I looked down and saw a flea on my hand (smebody up here is living dirty and it's not me). now I have a flea bite. gross.

I'm freakin' the fuck out.

get 'em off me! get 'em off!!!!

stay away from the dust

I live in Oklahoma.

haven't you seen the Grapes of Wrath?

all we've got is dust!

It's the D. Get yourself to New-Path.

I was told that there's a chance that I might have THE PLAGUE now.

ashes, ashes....we all fall down. :(

fucking insects, this is MY PLANET motherfuckers. MINE.

will they treat the carpet?
I'm concerned that there are flea eggs all around my desk.

They'll treat the carpet of your mind, and if you're lucky, you'll get to work outdoors on the farm.

Raid?

a few moments ago, a spider tried to ambush me.

he attempted to land in my hair as I was walking down the stairs. thanks to TERROR ALERT:RED / HIGH, I was ready for it's shenanigans and easily dodged the attack.



I'm a little concerned about poisoning my work area with nerve agents.

actually, after typing that out....it's starting to sound like a good idea!

mere coincidence or coordinated attacks?

I choose the latter.


for the record: I would like to state that there is NO yellow cake under my desk (only cookie crumbs).

Seeing centipedes outside my house is getting a little old.

If this is any consultation to you. Centipedes are awfully ugly.

I love that book! I finished reading it a couple weeks ago and then saw the movie. Phillip K. Dick is brilliant!

they would be a lot easier to kill if they would stop hiding behind mushrooms.

COME OUT AND DIE YOU COWARDS.

My thoughts exactly.