Ok, enough fucking classic albums.
 

Not every album you like is a "classic album", GOT IT?! Stop all this stupid bullshit, there is no need to clog the forum with five thousand "classic album" threads.
EFUCKINGNOUGH, DUDES! SERIOUSLY!

Seriously, I LIKE the Classic Album threads. I do.

You shouldn't! You are contributing to the slight annoyance of me and, I assume, several of my colleagues!

How can I possibly monitor everything I do and like to make sure I don't ever slighlty annoy you and your so-called colleagues?

Well, first off, before you do anything, come to me and ask if it is alright.
That would be nice. I mean, have you no sense of common decency, gmku? Man!

I wouldn't want to annoy you though by coming to you and asking if everything is all right. That would be counterproductive for both us. Just send me a list of your specifications.

Will do!
I appreciate yr understanding and calm throughout this matter, I know it has been so very difficult on us both.

How about a "The Classic Classic Albums Threads" thread? Is that okay?

Yeah the threads were pretty shit and annoying. People were putting their friends bands in "classic albums"... well they mights have well have. HAHA.

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

1826 corpses from the cemetery?

C'mon, it's not funny if I have to explain it.

Oh... I thought you were serious.

I'm an idiot.

Armistice: No more Pavement, Dinosaur Jr, My Bloody Valentine, Fugazi and Jesus And Mary Chain for a week, and the deal is done. Either that, or an array of classic album threads is in the can.

I'm confused. You mean there are OTHER bands?

Sure is:

I couldn't find a more up to date picture of Showaddywaddy.

Do they still wear the crepes and drapes? Do they look about 105?

Reminds me: isn't it annoying when people say how great Iggy Pop looks for his age? The man looks like a corpse!

Here's the places to go to find out:

Sun 5 Aug 07
Herstmonceux Castle, Sussex
"Iconic Rock" open air event with Showaddywaddy headlining

Sat 25 Aug 07
Trentham Gardens, Stoke
Midsummer Magic (Part 1) featuring Showaddywaddy, The Hollies, Marty Wilde, Alvin Stardust & Dave Berry

Sun 26 Aug 07
Lincoln Castle, Lincoln
Midsummer Magic (Part 2) featuring Showaddywaddy, The Hollies, Marty Wilde, Alvin Stardust & Dave Berry

Sat 1 Sep 07
Willows, Salford

Sun 16 Sep 07 to Sun 22 Sep 07
MSC Musica Cruise

Sat 13 Oct 07
The Sands, Gainsborough

Sat 20 Oct 07
Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham
Wall Of Hits concert, featuring Showaddywaddy, Boney M and others

Sat 27 Oct 07
Burgess Hill

Fri 16 Nov 07
Royal British Legion, Harpenden

Sat 15 Dec 07
The Ash Burton End, Stanstead

I kinda like the classic albums thread...
Come On!... Cheer me up, I had a strange nightmare last night that I was stealing Mars Bars.

Hey, I had a strange dream last night too. Let me tell you about it...

Last night I was dreamin’
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb went off and I looked around
And I was the only man left on the ground

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, as funny as it may be
The only livin’ man in town was me
There was 13 women and only one man in town

I had 2 gals every morning
Seein’ that I was well fed
And believa you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

2 gals made me money
And 2 gals made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About a-forty carats I suppose

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, it’s something I can’t forget
Cause maybe those 13 women yet...
There were 13 women and only one man in town

I had 3 gals doin the mambo
3 gals ballin’ the jack
And all-a those gals really did their best
They were all alive and stacked

I thought I was in Heaven
And all these angels were mine
But the alarm went off, I had to hit the ground
Cause I had to get to work on time

13 women and only one man in town
A-there was 13 women and only one man in town
Well, I can’t tell where I’ve been
Cause I’m thinkin I might go back again
To the 13 women and only one man in town

13 women and only one man in town
There was 13 women and only one man in town

Oh!

13 Women and me the only man in town




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