Introducing the Bendable Battery
 

thats so hot.

Everything needs batteries today, too many batteries. Nearly all kids toy have unnecessary batteries to power them some way. Intersting link, haven't batteries like these been around for a while now though?
Check this guy's battery out, half way through this 'youtube' video I'm affraid, well about two minutes in.

And if I wiped my ass with it....

You will be energized.

"Another key feature is the capability to use human blood or sweat to help power the battery."

Satan Voodoo Cult Battery.

This is starting to sound more and more like they were developing it for dildos.

I have my eye on you, you dirty dirty research scientists.

that makes it even hotter!!!

Paris Hilton?

what about her?

Comparison my man. Comparison.

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha.