What if Bowie was still sort of hip to 80's music after Scary Monsters?
 

Think of some of his personas he could have!

I can't think of any cool names like the Thin White Duke, Ziggy Stardust, Aladin Sane, or Halloween Jack, but man.

No Wave Bowie?
Hardcore Punk Bowie?
Jangle Bowie?
Goth Bowie?
Dreampop/Shoegaze/Noise Pop Bowie?
Grunge Bowie?
Alt Country Bowie?

I'll do some MS painted copy pasted heads of Bowie's face into various outfits later. I encourage you guys to do the same.