neighbourly revenge
 

i fucking hate uni halls. last night my neighbour was having hideous sex until 4.30am. it sounded like someone was raping a manatee. i dont know how anyone can be so ridiculously inconsiderate for their neighbours. in return im currently playing yyys at top volume, and im waiting for toniGht to bust out the MERZBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have bust out the Merzbow straight away! I found uni halls to suck ass as well. I was in a small place with about 50 people, most of them utter cunts

i once rented out a room that had a door on the wall that separated it from that of an australian fitness instructor.Every night he would bring in a different girl and make so much noise while having sex sometimes i had to play some noisey stuff just to let him know that someone lived next door.It worked though.

raping a manatee- hahahaha.

i find if you play celine dion at very loud volumes, it will help.

Yeah. Celine Dion = Far more painful than Merzbow.

It's a true statement.

mmm celine dion? i dont wanna hurt myself in the process. i like merzow...

Put Merzbow in your personal cd player and put headphones on.

you should find gay porn clips and play them at top volume. put the speakers right next to the wall.

you should blast hardcore porn, man!

buy a chainsaw turn it on and start knocking on their door, i garuntee it wont happen again :-)

find someone to have sex with at the same time who is even louder.

the next time yr neighbor does that, go knock on his door and tell him that you have something urgent to tell him. when (if) he opens the door, throw water balloons full of fake blood at him.

yeah do this, and follow it up with statements like "you dont know where i've been man, you dont know where i've been...."

spike his drink with laxatives..

Next time, record them, then replay at obscene volume for appreciation of the entire residence hall. This might incite him to give more consideration to discretion.

If nothing else, it'll get everyone else madly horny.

Isnt it worse if u hear ur parents at it?? Ive heared that a few times, and it was very distressing. Had to clamp my ears between my pillow. Or even worse, walking in on them......:eek: Its worse when ur young, and you dont understand sex, and u see them ontop of eachother covered with the blanket.....its what no child should see....gross