$10 says...
 

Li'l Bow Wow eats an Angel Kitten before the year's out.

any takers?


here she is standing on a car next to my fence, ready to pounce.

Don't be a degenerate, save whatever it is you're on about.

I don't have pictures, but the angel kittens live next door.

a psychic told my neighbor that her dead mother sent the mother kitten to her so that SHE would be there when the babies were born. it was a sign from GAWD.

Lil' Bow Wow is going to jump the fence and have an Angel Kitten as a snack.

I think it's a pretty safe bet.

Well make it your duty to save the kittens and pacify the dog!

neighbor lady thinks that all cats should be free to roam around outside (another sign of insanity?).

I told that guy who owns the dog that ever since he moved that car there, the dogs look like they're going to jump. Lil Bow Wow's father (Kanye...ya rly) is 4 times as big and mean. he gets on the car too. Lil Bow Wow is the one that looks crazy enough to jump.

I've done my part. only thing left to do is sit back, watch and maybe make some money.

is this not a common thing where you are?

liar.

$10 don't talk.

people are more than welcome to let their cats do whatever they wish.

personally, I'd rather my cat not get feline leukemia, run over by a car, or eaten by Lil' Bow Wow. that's why our cats live to be 25+ (ya rly).

well, that and Cat Chow. it gives them weird bald spots, but they live forever on that shit.

if you let a cat out when it's young, it will always want out. our cats want no part in that.

such a sad sad life (what with the satin fucking pillows and all). hah




I'm not that into big stakes. I have black cloud kind of luck. this is a bet that I hope that I would lose (mostly because I'm the only thing between Lil' Bow Wow and the Angel Kittens).

I don't want to die like that.

beef |
& ___> grind > roll > toss /fence\ => quiet
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i've had ten dollar bills and i have never heard even one say a word, but maybe currency doesn't like me.

I don't think there is anyone named *Lil* Bow Wow..

the dog is, apparently.

holy shit, in 60 posts you'll be the first person at 10,000 posts!

anybody remember the rumor that lil bow wow had gotten raped by one of master p's bodyguards?

that wasn't a rumor.

but can you blame his bodyguards? i mean, lil bow wow does have a "Fly" little nigga azz.

uhm porkmarras has beat him by about 5000 posts and now he is still posting as sarramkrop

WAIT, PORKMARRAS AND SARRAMKROP IS THE SAME PERSON?!

...

in all seriousness, it seems like porkmarras was a lot less assholeish than sarramkrop; name changes change people!

but yeah, i forgot about that. goddammit.

oh and i'd probably be there maybe but chris habib banned me for some stupid reason before and then i moved and had no internet.

i wish you had been first!