an impotent waitress ruined my day
 

So i went and met up with someone for lunch. We went to Vincent's, which happens to be one of my favorite italian restaurants here in Houston. I went ahead and ordered the Veal Picatta, my favorite dish, and a glass of savaguone blanc, something not too oaky, to compliment my dish.
Bitch brings me the worst fucking glass of beaujolais, which was not only too fucking oaky, but was also oxidized like a motherfucker.

Anyways, I didn't have the heart to complain, so I enjoyed my meal with a glass of water.


How was your lunch?

I had leftover pizza, with Tapatio hot sauce.

with Hot Sauce....?

...k.

Huh, I never have wine with lunch.

And I haven't had lunch yet. Maybe I should go out and get some?

Yes you should try it. Get this hot sauce, with peperoni pizza.

so the bitch basically gave you vinegar crypto!

My lunch was great - Pakistani - I had some kind of chicken and rice with stewed okra.

don't complain.

i have three more years of eating in my high school cafeteria. today i got caught "skipping" and got sent to the end of the line.

I'm SHOCKED that you didn't go all gangsta on her ass!

OAKEY WINE FOR LUNCH!!!? oh, the humanity.




PS: you did mean "impoRtant waitress" right? like the waitress that only serves important people?? if not, there's yr problem.

DEMAND RESPECT.

Well there was the one waitress at that dive just outside of Los Vegas....


I don't want to talk about it.

In elementary school, the lunch lady line inspector would make me do Home Alone impressions.

I was anti-school authorian early on thanks to that cunt.

i think you meant incompetent

i took my nieces shopping and to lunch and we ate HOT WINGS!

I suppose technically the meanings of "incompetent" and "impotent" are somewhat interchangeable, but "impotent" usually denotes happenings and non-happenings in the sexual realm, not the service industry.

impotent means "powerless" as well.

1.not potent; lacking power or ability. 2.utterly unable (to do something).

she was unable to do her job

She was unable to do her job correctly. If she were impotent, she wouldn't have brought you any wine.

bah, okay.

couldn't she have worn a STRAP ON?

maybe she didn't bring you the right wine cos she didnt know what "savaguone" was. i don't either. bat guano comes close.

you can also say "excuse me, this is the wrong wine, can you please bring me the SAVAGUONE??"

and about the wine being spoiled, that's the problem of ordering wine by the glass. it usually sucks. get a bottle of wine, or mineral water.


that's an impotent heart. why couldn't it do it?

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ps - ... your WHOLE DAY?

Yes, it was a very unpleasent experience... it ruined my meal.

maybe she was trying to help you and her efforts were misunderstood. i think of sauvignon blanc as more of a fish wine. she just didn't want to point it out in front of your friends.