I Miss Having a Girlfriend...
 

I haven't made out with a chick in a long time. I miss that, also feeling them. That is all.

by the way, in continuation of the introduce yourself thread.

bullshit.

so go find one

me too.
i miss her a lot...

Unfortunately I am in a queer relationship. Nah I just want to sleep with a chick, to see what it is all about.

we're not that special. us girls are put up on pedestals and while typically we are more aesthetically pleasing and smell better, we are also a huge pain in the ass. choose your battles.

well said...but now i dont know whether i should like you more or less

being female has its advantages
- pretty clothes
- nice perfume (men's cologne is, in my opinion, one of the foulest smells known to man. i like soap smell.)
- people fawning over you (not always good but it has its benifits, like using your looks to get past bouncers etc)
- if you're small people treat you with care as though you might be fragile (this can become EXTREMELY tiring though.)
- you can be manipulative without being percieved as sleazy

sometimes i don't want the attention and i just want to be a manipulative bitch.

i don't really understand why girls like guys
if i was a girl, i'd date other girls

I thought you were gay.

I've been trying to get my head around that for YEARS. But, obviously, rather glad they do.

oh you all do have something to offer whether you like it or not. girls are catty bitches around each other and boys put up with our shit. i prefer being in the company of men.
well i have nothing better to do but go to bed
or watch lebowski
i might do that
either way it will involve pajamas and blankets and pillows and a snack

That's funny how that happens. I have a number of female friends that prefer male company. I'm the same only t'other way round, prefering female company over men. And not just for the obvious reasons, just sort of prefer them.

The only friends who I have any desire to talk to anymore are my female friends.

yeah same here.

i really enjoy spending time with girls, about half of my friends are female, but i'm content not to have a girlfriend.

Traitor!

Not only you publicly cheat on me with that old perv, but now girls are entering the equation too! You're worse than Nympho Lucy! Slut!

Lucky bugger, the large majority of my friends are guys. I think if more of my friends were female, I wouldn't spend as much time on here as I do now.

girls are one of those things that you miss when you don't have them, but you're probably better off -- or at least, you have more money -- without them.