Let us read between the lines
 

Here is th announcement




My "reading between the lines" is
MEG WHITE's PREGNANT.

what you think? and no stupid ripping on the white stripes just cuz you got nothing better to do.

If she were pregnant wouldn't they just say so?
It's not like she's a 13 year old Catholic school girl.

savage, you know how much the media love to hype a fucking pregnancy, even someone as marginally celebrity as meg white. privacy is to be protected at the utmost! she does not even talk in interviews. she did not even talk much when I was rocking that milkmaid from behind....

I suppose, but "acute anxiety" or "nervous exhaustion" also translate to "rehab" in a lot of peoples' minds. Paparazzi culture is bringing us all down.

yes it is.
and you may be right. it may be re-hab

Or maybe it really is anxiety, and what she's so anxious about it the arrival of 2008, so much to the point that she can't even tour until it comes.

Well as long as it is not from her brother Jack, now that would be a story. Incest.

True, the media would eat this up! I can see it now in Rolling Stone.. "MEG WHITE PREGNANT.. Bets already being taken on when her newborn baby can outdrum her [our estimate: while still inside the womb, beating on her uterus like a fucking crash cymbal and kicking at her stomach like a cowbell.]"

Seriously though, I doubt anyone ever knocked her up, I'm sure most guys just wanna titty fuck her.

Anxiety is the usual euphemism for a drugs problem and rehab

one or multiple of these things probably happened:

Death in the family

Meg's pregnant

Jack White's appendix burst

Jack White has amnesia

All of their equipments been stolen

the band is broken up

someone left the cake out in the rain

Jack White's girl is pregnant

Jack White tried to kill himself

The Venues decided they didn't need the White Stripes to play

Jack White was offered a million dollars to work on an album with so and so

The power was turned off by Newman at jurassic park

someone slipped on a banana

someone made it up

After I titty fucked her, I tried to do her from behind then pull out and switch and donkey punch, but I didn't pull out in time.

Or maybe someone made up the band, did you ever think of that SpectralJulianIsNotDead?

Yeah, they don't actually exist.

I am glad I am not most guys. titty fucking is bullshit to me.

There is a lot of pressure on these guys being this week's savior of the music industry and maybe its getting to her, but I'd think she would have gotten over any anxiety from all the big stadiums and network TV theyve done. But my first thought was heroin or pills.

not that I really give a fuck about the white stripes.

Yeah, I don't titty fuck. I'd rather just get a gagging blowjob and shoot it in her eye.

They aren't really brother and sister.



Now reply saying "I knew that, I was joking, you idiot," and make me look stupid for pointing out the painfully obvious.

Come on, do it.

maybe jack white is pregnant with a 1920s black southern kid with a penhcent for the bloooes!

in fairness, if meg is preggers well all the best for her!

.........are the racc-ooo-ooo-ooo-teurs getting itchy feet again, maybe thats why jack and meg cancelled, the boys called round to play!

I know they are not brother and sister, I shoud have put the smiley.