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Пятхъдесят Шест 05.08.2006 02:51 PM

Clowns!!
 
This thread was inspired by the Lite Brite clown.

Love them, or hate them, why are people obsessed with clowns?

 


 


Truncated this bozos for you!!!

Post more ridiculous clown pictures. (I mean, if you want.)

truncated 05.08.2006 02:52 PM

May you burn in the fiery depths of Sheol for the rest of eternity.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2006 02:54 PM

I fucking hate clowns. Clowns are scary as hell.

truncated 05.08.2006 02:56 PM

Why are clowns so affecting?

 


That's why. That motherfucker lurks beneath the beds of children worldwide, just waiting for their prone little feet to hit the floor before gnawing them alive from the ankles upward. I know this for a FACT.

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.08.2006 02:58 PM

I've never really seen what is so scary about them.

Clowns have been around since Christ was a pup!

This is a little creepy...
 

Savage Clone 05.08.2006 03:00 PM

Clownband Jazzhorse!
 

truncated 05.08.2006 03:02 PM

I hate you all.

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.08.2006 03:02 PM

 


AHAHA wtf?

Disgruntled Youth 05.08.2006 03:04 PM

Fuck Clowns!!! Remember John Wayne Gayce, scary as hell!!! Nuff Said!!!

Laila 05.08.2006 03:13 PM

oooh i hate clowns! i don't know why they are scary they just are. i think it's cause nothing is supposed to be that happy and when you see something like that you don't know how to react.

LifeDistortion 05.08.2006 04:47 PM

Its the painted on smile, which implies insincerity, and so far back since I don't know when thier is this idea that behind the smile every clown is really crying inside, and of course John Wayne Gacy and IT just totally took it to a whole nother level of scariness.

Danny Himself 05.08.2006 04:49 PM

My mom was a clown. Back in the day.

Shame.

RdTv 05.08.2006 04:50 PM

I'm scared shitless of clowns...maybe its the overexposure to the film/book entitled "it" as a youngin', or maybe the John Wayne Gacey undertone brings oput the fear. Not sure, but whatever it is I hate clowns.

LifeDistortion 05.08.2006 04:54 PM

 


When "It" was turned into a movie, they had that as the book cover, and even that freaked me out a little bit.

Hip Priest 05.08.2006 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест
I've never really seen what is so scary about them...


Everything, dude, everything.

!@#$%! 05.08.2006 05:13 PM

hah. clowns are actually funny people. i once gave a ride to one who was hitchhiking. he was a hilarious bastard. we stopped at a light next to a car with a hot mom & a kid in the back seat. the kid waved behind his window & the clown waved back smiling & saying "hi kid, i'm your daddy's replacement"-- ha ha ha -- so now i wonder what clowns think at birthday parties.

i woulnd't mind having some beers with a clown. you gotta be part insane to work that job.

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.08.2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
hah. clowns are actually funny people. i once gave a ride to one who was hitchhiking. he was a hilarious bastard. we stopped at a light next to a car with a hot mom & a kid in the back seat. the kid waved behind his window & the clown waved back smiling & saying "hi kid, i'm your daddy's replacement"-- ha ha ha -- so now i wonder what clowns think at birthday parties.

i woulnd't mind having some beers with a clown. you gotta be part insane to work that job.


Hahaa wait a minute. You picked up a hitchhiking clown? I would never pick up a hitchhiker period, let alone one dressed up like a clown. So why was he hitchhiking anyway? Did his incredibly small car (with about 30 other clowns in it) break down? Thats a great story man.

And you're right you've got to be part insane to be a clown, or in John Wayne Gayce's case, COMPLETELY INSANE.

finding nobody 05.08.2006 05:52 PM

 

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.08.2006 05:53 PM

wow...THAT IS AWFUL!

finding nobody 05.08.2006 05:54 PM

i know dude. i don't have a problem with clowns. but that one haunts me


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