reading is sexy.
 

yes.

how about dance & pantomime??

So if you were in high school with me when I used to have a paperback in my pocket and pull it out inbetween periods and read as I walked and tripped over stuff and ran into things, you would have found me hot?

and yes reading is sexy but tv watching is sexiER!!




da ladies find him irresistible. i must emulate him.

If reading is sexy, then I'm like 5 Johnny Depps.

yeah that was me in middle and high school

if reading is sexy i'm a hot bitch

I just bought a bible at Goodwill for $1.79 that I plan on reading every time I take a shit (George Carlin "holy shit" reference/true story). Nothing sexier.

don't you find armageddon constipating though?

I tried that once, and it really put a damper on the whole experience.

nothing makes it turtle faster than plague and god bombs.

Still reading Tolstoy's "Resurrection", but could use a reccomendation or two for when I'm finished.

I pretty much read for a living. Sexy me?

ps that's not my furniture or sheets
i have taste, MOM

dear hot bitch,

hot, definitely hot, your most applealing picture to date, so very cuddly and full of possibilities (except for the flower pillow--but your disclaimer is acknowledged). you almost got me there, yes, almost, but not quite. if you were to replace jaqueline susann with, say, jean rhys, or sappho, or emily bronte, or baudelaire, then i'd not only convert to your cult but also become your personal stalker for life.

(just kidding of course)

yours,

ratso of melk

Its true. They say the bible has an answer for all of life's problems. Even the really shitty ones.

Anngella, where is this Vagina place you speak of and may I visit?
(Do I need a special visa?)