Why do You Brit's Say 'Appy Instead of Happy?
 

Well?

You just couldn't say happy.

and isnt H pronounced Aych anyway :P

more like "aitch"

Because their diction is terrible. We melt words here, but they cut letters out.

S'our fackin' languidge an we'll tork it 'ow we want! :)

The only people who drop their H's are people from the east end of London and the county of Essex (rather ironically, those same people tend to pronounce H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"). If you think that all British people drop their H's, you've obviously been watching too many trashy American sitcoms that beleive that all Britons are Cockneys. Try watching some decent TV for a change.

Anyway, why is there an apostrophe in the word "Brits" in the title of this thread?

You are gravely misinformed, Synth.

no no no.

SUPER NOVA, not SUPA NOVER.

cor blimey mary poppins! i'm a chimney sweep!



we actually all talk like this guy.

that's ok. I talk like this guy:

trade ya.

Lot's of people's like to add's apostrophe's when they're' looking to pluralize's thing's.

Oi vey - that really bug's me.

I bet Lynne Truss has something to say about that.

no thanks, i prefer flying kites.

Why do You Brit's Say 'Appy Instead of Happy?

we don't

East Enders and Correnation Street would have you believe otherwise.

they are londeners, i know its hard to understand, but england is not just london.

Where's Harry Potter from?

Where's the Geiko lizard from?

American talking is horrible. Always cutting out syllables.

not at all. We use the whole word