Biker's penis hit by lightning
 

Biker's penis hit by lightning


A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.
Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."
Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

what a tremedous wealth of pick-up lines that man could use from this experience.

it helps if you don't let it drag on the ground. besides lightning, I shudder to think about getting it caught in the spokes.

This makes me think of Electric Dragon 80.000 V, but with an interesting new twist.

"Wanna ride my lightning bolt, baby?"

Hey, my dick was struck by lightning. Can i rape you?

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

right above my heeeead.

amen, amen, amen, amen.

hAAS HHASHAHAHASD1111! MZAZ PENIases saf-

maa blleassure de peniises,. LAMAMANSlaime lekmeNINEt de 4tuier 3wsa intERESssabnt!!hasd hahashahsd

Imagine if it was still electrically charged and what kind of orgasm a womyn could get with that.

Taser in the cootch, real orgasmic.



DON'T TASER ME, BRAH!

lolz....