Swa(y) The Video Game
 

Here is how it works:

1 - Start a conversation about a band or topic that you have at heart and would want to have some external opinions about.

2 - By your second post, swa(y) kicks in with some contrary remark that is filtered through an alcoholic daze.

3 - Throw the first virtual punch at him and knock him about, possibly with a smirk on your lips.

4 - swa(y) gets up again and insists that your reality is not real because there isn't such a thing as reality but we all live into a virtual reality that isn't real either.

5 - Have one more sip of your coffee and land him another one in his guts.

6 - By this stage, swa(y) is bleeding profusely but still insists that you fail to see his point. You stare into his eyes, take his glasses off and virtually headbutt him.

7 - A pretty destroyed-looking swa(y) still insists that you got it all wrong and you purposely misinterpreted what he posted. Don't panic, he's just trying to get you to reply with an appropriate remark so that he gains a few more lives to live.


Game over


Points: (insert)

*puts in cheat code*

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I think Sway is made of barley. I dont know why. That is all.

"In 2005, barley ranked fourth in quantity produced and in area of cultivation of cereal crops in the world (560,000 km²)"

And yet the quantity of Sway produced and its area of cultivation languishes, I feel i may have made a hasty crop accusation, i most sincerely apologise.

Next Hypothesis - Sway is a cricket ball.

can't. stop. laughing.

sway looks amazingly like this guy. he recently sent a lot of letter bombs in england because he harbored a deep seated hatred for society. i dont know about you but i am going to start going over my mail with a metal detector.

sway is amazing
his game is never over

I saw a guy who looked like swa(y) at school.

Sway looks like this guy from quite popular local (albeit shit) band called Komajota:

I see white people.

Bunbury I love you endless supply of references, most of which are extremely close to my heart.