what was the first thing you said when you got up this morning?
 

...and be honest. that wasnt the first thing i said.

"I'm trying!"

"OH FUCKING BADASS"

(unless you count a mumbled "ok")

ohithere. i had a dream you told me you were a swinger.

'hey man'. i was staying at a freinds house after the gig last night and woke up on his floor next to the ashtray, nice huh?

normally i say 'fuck'.

good morning to my brother.
edit: p.s. jon boy, did you post anything about the gig? If the answer is yes, I totally missed that.

"Fucking cold."

I always just make random sounds and mumble "fuck" when I wake up.

i thought it would be something to do with sticking a finger up your ass.

"I'm up!!!!" at my dad, who is my alarm clock.

"shit....fuck....shit...."

Getthefuckouttathebathroom!

Probably somethnig like "Yeah... YES! [under breath] Fuck..."
Talking to mom, who is always tense in the morning for me to get up... she works at my school, so I get to get up way too early so I can go to school with her, way too early...

Well, I awoke in darkness, so I prayed out loud that it was something like 4am and I had some time left to sleep. Seconds later, my alarm clock went off. :(

"Hello?"


(over the phone)

"UGH......ugggh"

Why do you all even wake up?

*cough*....FUCK! FUCK!

"Fuck!"

"Damn..."