i will give you 50 dollahs!
 

if you make the neighbor-dog stop barking.

any takers?

Hit it hard with a a shovel.

if only :(

i need someone else. i said i'd PAY!

that's mad bootleg

you're relatively close. BE A MAN!

Hire an illegal immigrant.

I almost tossed a brick at the bitch this morning.

I might have really done it if I'd known there was a bounty.


PS: maybe YOU should say something. *I* am too nice.

Throw it some laxative chocolate and watch its shit itself to death

Best plan ever^^^

may I recommend patience as a virtue? dogs bark. it sucks, I know. welcome to a world of 7 billion people who will always do things you cant stand...
buddhists first noble truth, life is suffering...

American dollars? Not worth moving for!

they've lived there for 6-8 months! they're breeding bull terriers! i own this house. they rent. he just came outside and told that bitch "to get yo ass down" (she stands on top of a car to look over the fence to get as close as possible to us).

dismissed!!!!

ha! i hear that's the equivalent of 50 canadian dollars now!

there's gotta be a municipal ordinance about nuisance animals.

if that fails, i told your husband to roll up some ground glass with some ground beef.

alternatively, use rat poison.

guaranteed effective if use under cover of darkness.

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ps - how many dogs?

there are three dogs now.

the lil' bitch is the worst though.

and yeah, I could call the cops, but that seems lame. I really like the guy who owns the dogs.

SHE needs to go say something. she's much better at bitching than I am.

I'm prone to respond "ok, that's cool" where she would say "oh, no fucking way".

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

further, what does it matter if he rents and you "own", it doesn't really solve the problem of dogs barking does it?

yr like some sort of fuckin' mentalist!! :eek:

I was going to go with Mentat, but I didn't think he'd "get it".

be right back, time to milk the cat.