I'm sick as hell.
 

Pity me. I'm going home to sleep.

*hands you some hydrocodone, methadone, vicadin, soma, roofmolithofs?, shrooms, x, robo, weed, lsd*

get better dude.

yeah, feel better so you can make these here people feel worse.

Sweat pea you think your sick? I havent shit properly in weeks.
I've been shitting pellets ever since I moved to Toronto.I thought I finally got over my travel related constipation when I took a shit on 7th Avenue this summer but no. My mother keeps reassuring me that it is "all in my head", and I guess shes right, because apparently the colon is the organ in your body made of a membrane which most resembles the human brain.
Thus, when in a bad mood, it affects the way I shit, and when I cant shit it affects the way I think.
IN CONCLUSION: THIS PAPER IS NOT GETTING WRITTEN.

Oh yeah, get well soon and promise me that you wont take too much 'tussin.

Feel bettah.

eat fiber and drink water, goat girl

I bought Kellogg's ALL-BRAN fibre bars© and well, they erm... didn't do shit for me.

I also tried drinking alot of water one night and that just made me pee alot.

I wonder if the cheif downstairs would let me sign out a turkey baster for a DIY enema syringe?

get better

Sweet dreams, and I mean that. I have the worse dreams when I'm sick.