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Rob Instigator 10.18.2007 09:42 AM

The Japanese are the pinnacle of humanity
 
Here is Japanese dressed up as various foreigners for a TV show.


american
 



Indian

 



chinese girl

 




mexican
 


the japanese are crizazy!

post the funkiest crazy japanese action!

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator


 





oh my gawd! that dude's got crypto's mouth-open stare DEAD ON.



question: why does this baby need a bucket?

 

Rob Instigator 10.18.2007 09:53 AM

If there is any one thing for which Japan can be said to be the most abundant nation in the world, it is surely old people. No matter where you go in this country — from the busiest train station in Tokyo to the smallest village in the most remote countryside — you are bound to see droves of elderly citizens wearily shuffling about, their hunched frames and bow legs a harrowing reminder of what inevitably lies in store for all of us (well, those of us who subsist on a substandard diet, anyhow).
Naturally, as people age and their bodies wither and their minds deteriorate, many often come to require assistance from professional caregivers. The challenge therein lies in the fact that most people eager to establish a career in geriatric support services have little practical experience with the responsibilities involved, such as touching weird old people skin, listening to stories about life in the days before the invention of the automobile, and cleaning up “accidents.”
Thankfully, Sakamoto Model, one of Japan’s leading providers of medical training equipment, has a unique product that allows individuals studying to be caregivers the opportunity for hands-on experience without having to interact with actual old people. Say hello to Koharu-san:
 
According to the manufacturer, the doll, which features a highly realistic detailed appearance, composition and range of movement, was designed “to help people understand the necessity of tenderness and affection when nursing.” Of course, to individuals such as myself with the maturity level of grade school children, the most amusing aspect of Koharu-san is the following highly-advanced feature:
It is possible to practice not only assistance in excretion using a stool or toilet, but also in removing excrement from the anus.
 
Tee hee.
The full details and specifications of this wonderful training apparatus can be found here.

nicfit 10.18.2007 09:54 AM

he's about to puke (the baby bee floating posted).
classic japanese action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dv13...elated&search=

Rob Instigator 10.18.2007 09:55 AM

here is a not safe for work shockwave game called "Play with my boobs"

http://www2.tcnet.ne.jp/metadoll/mov13.htm

Rob Instigator 10.18.2007 10:17 AM

Meet the latest and greatest example of superior Japanese ingenuity — the Men’s Som!
 
No longer is it necessary to expend excessive amounts of energy in order to bring yourself to climax by manual stimulation — simply insert your member into the patented Kung-Fu Grip sheath and sit back to enjoy the smooth adjustable-speed wanking motion of the Men’s Som!
Now you can revel in the rapturous delight of self-pleasure without having to break a sweat or divert your eyes from your pornographic material of choice. Moreover, the Men’s Som completely eliminates the risk of damage to your favorite adult magazines because it leaves your hands free and clean to turn the pages at will. Never again will you suffer from annoying slimy fingers or painful “pincher’s wrist!”

floatingslowly 10.18.2007 10:24 AM

a thread about loljapan is not a thread about loljapan without THESE GUYS:

you soooo clazy!
 

mangajunky 10.18.2007 02:47 PM

Hard Gay is my hero:

 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBbPW72m-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7TE3W_RnMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3K7SUA94g

I have gay friends that think he's hilarious and others that find him completely insulting and the equivalent of other nasty racial stereotypes - what do YOU think?

Rob Instigator 10.18.2007 03:27 PM

hahahah! Hard Gay. hilarious name. That should be the next great rock band name.

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 03:29 PM

Hard gay????

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHHHH.

LittlePuppetBoy 10.20.2007 09:36 PM

I dunno, that first viseo there was kinda dumb. He thrusts in front of a child, who's mother is right there.

Anngella 10.20.2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

hahahah! Hard Gay. hilarious name. That should be the next great rock band name.
A hard man is good to find.

pbradley 10.20.2007 10:08 PM

Americans have been doing the Chinaman since the gold rush.


 


Them asians need more to catch up with our racism.

PAULYBEE2656 10.21.2007 05:06 AM

 


 

 

!@#$%! 10.21.2007 12:28 PM

the japanese are indeed the pinnacle of humanity. i hope i get to see their country some day.

anyway i googled loljapan and this one came up first:

 


is it a crime to hotlink this??

king_buzzo 10.21.2007 12:42 PM

japan rules!


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