How tidy should your place be if your mum's visiting?
 

She's on her way and all I can see is dirt and i'm really panicing:eek:

Just hide the porn and you should be good.

I hate when my mom visits for this very reason.
Her house barely even looks like anyone lives in it, it's so clean.

I use my robot cleaner :

You should be living in decadence so you can milk her mothering abilities- no pun intended.

Depends. How much money or food do you need to hit her up for?

If you're solvent, don't worry about it. If she has a problem with how you're living, she shouldn't do drop-ins.

She'll find your mess endearing. Don't worry about it.

she's known me all my life. why would she expect anything other than complete filth?

& if my mum were visiting, that would be just spooky, considering she's now in Heaven.

ow. sorry man.

Thanks, but no need. It's been many years. Cancer got her fairly young, unfortunately.

*shudders*

shit man, sorry! that was a fucked thing to happen. i know you've gotten over it and all, so i won't offer a manhug.

but check this shit out-- hilarious:

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-...man-to-man-hug

Shouldn't you be ecstatic then if you believe she is in a place of eternal bliss?

Too freaking funny! I love it.

Another method I've received, and tried, is the firm handshake accompanied by grabbing the other guy's arm. Has to be done firmly and quickly, or it comes off as a little too intimate. It's a tricky one.

Except when I wonder what she's thinking of me as she looks down upon me and sees me doing dumb shit. Like spending all my time on my lap top in places like this.

Well, if it's heaven then isn't any negative thought/emotion supposed to be unattainable?

Farily clean but not too clean.

gmku sorry to hear that. My mom almost passed away some years ago.