Man I hope nobody shows up to my party. . .
 

I purposefully didn't play up my halloween party tonight because I only wanted maybe a dozen people to show up.

Well I think I sort of overdid it. Nobody's here yet.

If one person shows up I'm gonna shit myself.

I'm thinking about turning off the lights and pretending nobody is here.

If you want a dozen people, you invite 30.

i don't have parties. i show up at them randomly.

See the problem is my last party was 100+ people, and I really didn't want that many this time.

I have yet to host a party in my house.
We bought it 12 years ago.

Edit:

Whoa.
100 is a lot!
I see what you mean now.

Draw a large pentagram on your livingroom floor and adorn it with 5 black candles at the points.
They'll come.

It is really very little fun for a party organizer/birthday boy/cd salesman (my last party was my birthday party/cd release party that I threw for myself . . . )


Although I haven't had much time to organize this party. . . no decorations or anything because I had a really bad cold followed by a really bad flu this month. That's never happened to me before. Sucks.