someone poured liquor all over my gear last night
 

lawlerskates
the mac doesnt work anymore
i have to get a new one
someone also jacked 3 bottles of patron from my fridge

awww, what meanies!

I LULZ. But seriously I am sorry to hear that.

you've got some NEXT LEVEL friends.

fo' sho'.

Floatingslowly, you are a bit slow. Next Level is dead.

i'm not stressing
shit happens

i had a laugh about it this morning

I'm a simple e-parrot. :(


unfadeable.

i know i should have booglarized it. now it's all useless.

that is the cutest thing EVER!



so, last night was c-r-a-z-y
so many hoes, so many exposed breasts
think there was like 100 people

round 2 tonight
HOLLLLLER

You need to do a party in L.A.

you can still do it
i'm going to go to the mac store to get another one when I get out of bed

do you live with your parents/ alone/ with friends????

who wants to booglarize some junk?

i'll get the next mac before your friends get to it

parents but i have the whole upstairs to meself

I figured if im going to live in Houston, why not live at home and save some $
don't pay for food, rent, utilities
q washes my clothes
mom and dad are hardly ever home
they don't bother me, we have a great relationship

This incident reminds me of a guy I knew back in Athens. His father was one of the top real estate agents in Vermont, and thus, he had a large disposable income.

I remember one phone call for money to his dad he made. He haggled with his father for a few minutes on the phone for "a few dollars." His dad sent him a check for 17,000. And this amount disappointed my friend haha.

He was constantly getting into trouble. I could go on for a long time and feel I sort of should because many of the stories are pretty funny, but I won't. He was also always wrecking his car at the time and having his belongings either destroyed or stolen.

This one time, myself and a couple of guys were at his place when he was out. They both decided to steal all a bunch of his cds and split the moment he left the house. I asked them not to do so and they knew they would be found out, but they did it anyway. I was just about the only person he ever knew that he found he could trust.

Anyway, the guy was extremely gregarious and just tried too hard to make everyone like him. He would have large parties whenever he could, and even hire bands. He fancied himself a band manager to a few bands that, in the end, did not really consider him their manager. His personality was obnoxious to most, and people seemed to tend to pretend to be his friend until they had the best oppportunity to stab him in the back. He went to small claims court several times and won his cases, but, as far as I know, he never was successful at securing any actual financial compensation from the people who would take advantage of him.

are you calling me a homo!??!



note: i'm the poorest dude out of my friends, so if you are trying to say that they are using me, you're wrong.

f-u-c-king headache
i'm going to go eat something
hollatchalater atari

did you actually pull the webcam trick? that could help finding the guilty guys. ha ha.

you mean this guy washes your clothes in his desk drawer, dries them with an infrared flashlight and they get folded by a robot that also vacuums?

ught it I thought "people" was "nipples"
Not like it would've mattered.