I swear
 

I just saw my grandfather in my room.

very creeped out right now.

You better keep your clothes on, then. You wouldn't want gramps to see your peener.

On the contrary, it may scare him away. His ghost? I don't believe in ghosts. It was probably just a shadow or something. Unless you grandfather is still alive ..then he may be stalking you.

well if he's dead thats okay, but if he's alive and you just saw him, lay off the pills.

not literally

He isn't literally dead, you didn't literally see him, you were literally creeped out... BE LESS VAGUE

Five modifiers you might have intended when you just said “literally”

1. completely
2. kind of
3. almost
4. not at all
5. figuratively

Had you just woken up?
Could you move?

Seriously.

huff less Jenkem.