Mormons Exposed...
 

Did Joseph Smith Jr read about that, too, while skimming through those golden plates?

I think he forgot where he buried them, so no.

Every mormon I know has been reaaaaaaaaally fucking creepy.

The Mormons I've met had this weird 50s nuclear family thing going on. Which is bizarre when also considering the polygamy.

My parents are Mormon

My history book practically made fun of mormons.

It said something like "Joseph Smith, as a little boy, dreamed of finding buried treasure. And then he claimed he was a prophet and found some books and stones to translate!!11!11"

I may be paraphrasing.

My history book practically made fun of mormons.

It said something like "Joseph Smith, as a little boy, dreamed of finding buried treasure. And then he claimed he was a prophet and found some books and stones to translate!!11!11"

I may be paraphrasing.

one of my good friends is a conflicted mormon. she's crazy now. i blame the morm.

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I lived in Salt Lake City for 9 years ('77-'86).

Mormons are the reason why I hate people for who they are.

consequently, they are also the why I don't hate people for what they are.

after moving to Utah from Seattle, it didn't take long before everybody knew I wasn't Mormon.

it didn't take me long to make the logical conclusion that if I was suffering discrimination based solely upon something that you cannot see (ie: my religion or lack of it), I could only imagine how hard life must be for those who's skin color makes them a target.

in high school, mormon kids that wore their suits on "missionary day" got extra points on the English tests. in today's climate, I could have sued the long underwear off of them.


fuck it, why am I even posting here?

I'm going to go back to watching nerds fight over +healing coefficients and multiplicative modifiers now. good day.

No matter how much body polish you put on those well-defined pecs, it can't make your squeaky-clean ass sexy, virgin.

Stupidity-o-meter:
Scientology>Mormon>Christian

So once they're married, can they have a the "wild monkey sex" they want? Or is that restricted as well?