My Cat is Eating My Shoes...
 

I am not amused to say the least.

Maybe it thinks they're made of cheese.

No, seriously, I offer my deepest sympathy.

I said cat not rat.

edit. Needless to say I saw a rat again.

Cats like cheese too! Felinist!

She is american we do not eat cheese unless it is with meat.

Maybe there was meat in your cheese shoes?

is he dead yet?

It's a she.

she--

is? or was?

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good. stop feeding her shoes.

did you actually say it?

because that would be sad.

zomg.