if you where killed who would you want on the case?
 

who?

I probably wouldn't be all that fussed. After all, I'd be dead, wouldn't I? But it would be nice to look down from my cloud and see Columbo doing the "Just one more thing" thing to my killer.

Alternatively, I'd like Miss Marple, please:
"You see, inspector, I knew that sonicl was not the sort of person to get his john thomas caught in a mincer, so someone else must have put it there. There was only one person who was sufficiently psychotic to do that. And he had a long record of being upset by sonicl's sarcastic humour."

i would want columbo for sure.

CSI Vegas, not NY or Miami.

do dodo dodo Inspector Gadget do dodo dodo hoo hoo

He's has go, go gadget skates and a go, go gadget helicopter hat. What more could you want?

Dempsey and Makepeace !!!

Columbo or Lebowski.

Honestly, Nancy Grace. She's a bitch and I hate her, but she never lost a case. Like 150 cases!

Scooby Doo and his pals.

That may also mean that she put a lot of innocent people away. You really want someone to fuck over some regular joe in your name?

I'd want that guy with OCD from Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Vincent D'Nofrio, he's a wackjob but he sweats the hell out of suspects.

This guy:

i totaly forgot about tj!

Fuckin hell, Jack Frost all the way.





David Jason-National Institution.

nooooooooo. that guy thinks he's cool because he can trick kids and he acts like he smell clues. whatevs!

i'd pick the svu gang. i'm sure my murder would be especially gruesome.

who are the svu gang?

Inspector Gadget for me as well. (meaning the original cartoon of course, because I think there was some movie later as well)