My friend Jean Huard
 

This is a rhyme I wrote and posted as a comment on Jean's Myspace page

Jean Cameron Huard is the baddest motherfucker
he makes clitties hard like a grizzled old trucker
Always on guard cuz he ain't no sucka
His name's not Richard, it's Jean, you dumb fucker
Drops Derrick Ward cuz his fantasy team suffers
With his boy Willord, he spies the big knockers
He'll bone your sis hard sitting in grandma's rocker
Gets all the awards and keeps them all in his locker
making love he's the Bard, slips his girlie the "shocker"
cut his arm on a glass shard, disappears like a stalker.