give me an awesome facebook name
 

i want to use something completely badass; seeing that i cant even make up usernames i cant make a fake name up for shit.

give it to me.

your face

facebook is gay.
but on a dj forum I use Captain grenade, pretty badass.

XxstuckintheninetiesxX

Pull a porky.

ozzub-gnik

edit: i've never met anyone with a "username" on facebook

use your real name, retard

prick jagger

i dont want to use my real name.

well, you're retarded

XxshortbuskillaxX

ahh, after giving it serious 5 seconds of thought i decided to use my real name

Why are you so funny.

Outstanding signature you have there

Kakoro Izaguchi

it's not really japanese-- it's just

caca -> cacoro -> kakoro

and some made up word

isn't it cool to have shit as the root of one's name?

like shitake (mushrooms)

anyway.

i need lunch.

yes.

mushrooms.

Dude, seriously, can you not do anything for yourself?

Nothing is more bad ass than Baby Eater.

what? you don't like Kakadoro? it's not fitting??

Trashcan Baby = the ultimate

Fugal McDougal.
I don't know.

If you don't use your real name, they'll shut down your account. It happened to a couple people I know.