stop talking all that nonsense!
 

instead, try making "cool" "indie" postures while shouting at yr computer screen.

I did it. and I feel HARDCORE.

This pain that I feel.......

I said "indie", not "emo".

move along to the back of the line, please.

I am looking indifferently at the screen from a severe overhead angle 3/4 perspective.

Ok, if I can pose in an angular way at the back of the queue, while occasionally folding my arms waiting to be impressed, I'll do that in no time, miss.

I don't know about you guys, but i am now off to have some really good fun with my friends, away from this surrogate house for morons. Carry on with the humourless talk all you like. Oh, and this is not directed at the more jolly-minded posters. Bye.

after spending a few moments pretending as if I'm ignoring this thread, I caught a quick glance, gave a sigh of disgust and went back to looking at myself in the mirror.

PS: Gawd is dead, and I wish you were too.

Sucks getting old, eh?

indeed.

solid proof came to me this weekend when the dreadlocked and tattooed waitress said "who's Perry Ferrell?"

bury me now (while I still have this look on my face).

when little children ask me how I got the large hoop in my right nostril I tell them "magic" because I do not want to tell 6 year olds to go get a needle/safety pin and stab themselves and then shove some sort of earring in the hole you have just made in yr flesh.

I am getting soft in my old age....

ten year ago I would have drawn the kid a diagram.

My cousin's 7 year old son, after listening to an extended conversation I had with his 5 year old little brother, turned to my cousin and said "He is weird!"