Get a life
 

You haven't got one, or if you do, it doesn't look that way.

Kay.

i dont want mine anymore.

someone wanna trade with me?

ok. wait, you are in nyc, right?

i don't mean trade records or anything.
i mean lives silly. we're swapping. you'll get to do whatever you want consequence free. i get away with eeeeverything.

ok...you have any hot lesbian friends i should know about?

...regarding my last question...im assuming we're switching bodies too...or do i have to throw in some records to make it fair?

not to the best of my knowledge. i have a lot of hot friends though.

hello bitches

i just came home with a large box from the liquor store

who wants cocktails?

finals, upcoming girl problems that I won't be able to avoid, having to jump my brother's car, more job stress

I have little bit too much of a life at the moment, actually. Care to take some of the load?

i'll pass on the taka-tinis

hit me up. vodka & strawberry soda or vodka, cranberry juice & sprite.

So? Give me a reason to care.

Scotch on the rocks, sir. I'm a classic girl.

I approve!

what is that? pakalolo-infused rum? :D


those sound like summer drinks cankers. how about an amaretto martini? delicious, i promise.


mmm... scotch-swilling girls rule. you sure i can't tempt you to something more adventurous? a butter nut scotch maybe, to fight the cold, by a fireplace?


you are in the land of the mint julep, aren't you? i made a few this past summer... oh yum.

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anyway we had a few manhattans last night, and we giggled like idiots-- good times!

for tonight, i'm planning stingers.

all I want is a Snakebite

taka = cheap vodka ($6-7 dollars for 1.75 liters)

i was mostly kidding

ha ha ha oyyy-- that shit will make you blind :D