When I JO myself i do so tight-grip
 

When I JO myself i do so tight-grip
gotta grab my shit tight so there ain't no slip
two-fist it sometimes for the full effect
my whole head pokes out when I stand erect

JO fun is to be had by me
I only cock-stroke in solitary
unless my girl wants to join the JO
jizzlobs fall like heavy wet snow

and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left
can't kick it too far cuz
my shit's so wet

pre cum a-flyin' on the JO excursion
This JO's gotta be a daily diversion
can't do it in the morning cuz I'll fall asleep after
bust a nut at night got a cum rain disaster

whats JO?

Ugh, Un-Americans. Jack Off, you should now.

ha ha ha ha you insane fucker, i almost spit my tea all over the keyboard laughing

yeh haha, i had the point. i thought it could have been something else, but the silly little abreviation could only mean one thing.

its funny as hell though, props.

I am very proud of the last verse

pics plz

Liked the "and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left" part especially...

experiment alternating with the tight grip to a relaxed grip in rapid intervals sometime. you might be pleased w/ the results. variety, after all, is the spice of life, i.e., so much trim, so little time.

wow. I'm gone for a few days and people are already biting my rhymes.

I've been writing one called "No Power No Shower" but fuck it all.

Well, look who's not dead but probably smells like he might be.

I feel dead so it works out nicely.

you just made me understand why some old people dont bother with their smell.

i know a few that feel like rat piss.

these rhymes are straight FRESH man, no Bitin' on my part

I challenge you to an intergalactic rap battle.

I'm totally off my game right now, so it will have to be in the near future, but feel free to start writing (as soon as I'm able, mine should only take 5 minutes).

Yr on, I am starting a new thread

This thread started the intergalactic rap battle

a piece of history!