Favorite pick up lines...
 

I'm bored... and "working".

That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s).

I'll go first:

"Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

Go!

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

have you seen my elephant impression
*turns out pockets*
those are the ears

more of a visual one

*Call a girl over by waving with one finger* I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

That's a good one.

Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled"

"wanna see a dead body?"

"I guess you'll do"



Better yet:
"Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"

"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know.

You could have me.
I lost my telephone number can i have yours?
I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please?




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"I see you're a Christian. Wanna get crucified?"

"Your arse, my face - how about it?"

This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.

I love that line...

"Give me head"

aha romantic boy ey

ha ha ha ha,

ive had some of these said to me, the get your coat you've pulled one and ive lost my phone number can i have yours one.

they never work.
your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?

pfff yeah right like that would ever work. :D

So true. Everyone knows chatup lines work!

this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

That's the worst/best one ever

thats fricken histerical.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see myself in them.


Are you overdue?
Cause I'd like to check you out!