anatomically correct
 

has anyone else noticed that britney spears has kind of a long body and vaguely short legs?

I have a long body and vaguely short legs too.

no, i had not noticed that.

which britney?


or

her legs may be of short to average length, and they're also a little fat which will make them look shorter, which in turn will make her torso look longer. whoever told her to wear that outfit on the VMAs needs to be either shot (my eyes have suffered damage) or congratulated (comedic value), i can't decide.