Just had a break up with my (sort of) girlfriend
 

She already had a boyfriend but we were seeing eachother behind his back.
I got fed up with it and broke up, it was kind of messy...

Pfff I feel like shit.

Ahh that sucks, dude. Have some rep to feel better :D
Q: Did you hit that?

aww. sorry about that.
give me a call you hot slut

haha.

that really sucks, man.

Let me get my bags I'll be right over.

we can have a wii tournament!

You can have a wii tournament with me any day.

2 boardies 1 cup?

woooo

come on over
we'll bet money on who gets injured first

i dont know who was using who but the truth is you can't have any sort of stable relationship with an accomplice in deception-- even if you tear them from the other person, somewhere in the back of your minds will live the thought that you can do the same to each other at some point. which will probably actually happen. i speak from *cough* experience.

Yeah. Those situations suck. I was doing stuff with both of these guys who were dating each other last year and neither one knew about it. It was weird and complicated.

at least your situation is crystal-fucking-clear man.

it's never nice or easy though i feel for you.

In defence of affairs:

1. You get your jollies but don't have to go Christmas shopping.
2.Or meet their family.
3. Or go to their office parties.
4. Or see them when they're having their 'special time'.
5. The notion of 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' is a false economy - you get to venture very little besides semen and get precisely what you want, with none of the torturous faff that accompanies relationships.

I've had a few pretty fantastic affairs with attached ladies, and they've all ended tremendously, so I'm sorry this one didn't. I'd also like to note that I've never cheated on an actual partner, and, to the best of my knowledge, I've never been cheated on. Affairs are great, but best short-lived.

Sound like bad news, anyway. Too sticky..

I'm calling the Jerry Springer Show producers. This is hot!

Good riddance man. You don't need shit that don't commit.

yeah
i wish i had the balls for that but i'm the one who's attached...mr. cantankerous has wormed his way into my SOUL.

Fuckin A