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Anybody going to throw me a party?

No.

Go read a book, moron.

Who wants cake?

Can't we do both?

I will go read a book, I've decided I will do it at 10, so it's 9 minutes and counting...

If you're Ron Jeremy, you can do a lot of things while eating cake.

(I hope I'm not the only one that's seen that porn.)

It's funny that I'm in the minority when saying this, but I'd be me over Ron Jeremy any day.

I think I am going to cut it short by 6 minutes. See you all tomorrow, when I will be here instead of doing my job.

Looking like Ron Jeremy is its own hell.

And to think that's a cultivated look. Different strokes.

(Did you get that? Eh? Eh?)

She'll be here all week, folks.

is that a promise or a threat? :)

I want cake.

Or a hooker.

I'll take one or the other.

Perhaps no party is a party without Mr. Satisfaction himself:

I think I am straight now.

RdTv, if you do that again, you aren't invited to my party.

Oh, who am I kidding, of course you are.

Yes, my reverse psychology worked, muahahhahaha!

No, I chose to say that. You have no power over me!

A MORON and a cake?

Is that a slam on me or Tish Boyle?