Crack-cocaine: What's good?
 

Any of y'all ever smoke cheeze?

i just breaks off cheddar, never smoke it.

ladies and gentlecreatures, I bring you.....the death of crypto's bank account!

[cue spooky music]

i'm yoking

so was I. I really don't break that much cheddar at all.

Crypto, please keep in mind that many young people read these threads. Many of them probably even look up to you to set the example.

he's right. we do.

i'm so high on crack right now

my lungs hurt

I know I do.

No, you're not.

The only crack I like is wet, warm and welcomig.

Yowser!!!

yesterday i asked my mom for money.
next week i am going to new york.

want to put some money on it???

Please don't.

No. I don't have any money. I spent it all on crack. But I will call your bluff on it. Crack is the poor man's cocaine. You ain't no poor man. You wouldn't stoop to such inferior product.

I will say this. If any of you all are high or even drunk and you choose to spend--no, make that waste--your feel-good time in here... well, you're more to be pitied than scorned.

That's all I have to say about it. Yes, sir.

I don't remember saying this.

it must be all the crack.

deletd for internet stupidity

I'm not saying the friends I've made in Columbia are tee-totalers or anything like that, but the other day I shook hands with one of them... and the whole right side of my body sobered up.

(rim shot)

You've been posting about crack rock here and there lately.

I hope you realize that ready access + virtually unlimited funds = one soon to be dead or otherwise seriously fucked crypto.

Don't let the shooter become a Richard Pryor-esque extention of your arm or anything.

Enjoy yourself (I don't mean to be a lecturer), but take it easy there.